by Joe Six-Pack

Color Illustrations by Joe Six-Pack

A “Teens Transformed” Story

Four geeks who like to relentlessly annoy each other. An impossibly rich girl with a horrible attitude. A burning desire for simple friendship. What happens when they all come together?

Jordyn Blakely is a poor little rich girl with more money than God. She’s been attending Dearborn High for years, despite being rich enough to buy her own school, and enjoys being the biggest fish in her little pond. Her only real problem is that she has a bad attitude, and can’t keep any of her friends for very long. In fact, as our story begins, she’s all alone.

She needs friends to hang out with her, friends who can make her look good. But her kinds of friends are super-hawt, super-nasty, super-mean girls who follow her direction, and are slavishly loyal. But girlfriend after girlfriend has been disloyal, or kicked out of school, or just plain deserted her. What’s a fabulously rich girl to do?

Well, she decides that her problem isn’t that she can’t pay people to be her friends, it’s that friendship is something she doesn’t really understand. So why mess around? Just find the group of students who are already best friends and go from there?

The thing is, the tightest friends in school are four guys who hang out at lunch and annoy each other constantly, as they study for their advanced science classes. Yes, the best friends in Jordyn’s school are nerdy, geeky, weeby guys.

But when you have unlimited resources at your disposal — and know a little hypnosis trick — there’s very little standing in between Jordyn and creating her ideal clique of spoiled, impossibly hot girlfriends.

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