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aka “Hiding in High Heels”
by Joe Six Pack

Color Illustrations by Joe Six-Pack

A "Tales of Transformation" Story

Vince made a mistake. Well, actually he made a whole bunch of them, but this last one was pretty bad. No, come to think of it, the very last mistake was even worse.

Howard had a little business making subliminal self-help CDs, and couldn’t help but notice how effective they had been. In fact, he theorized, besides making people lose weight or stop smoking, he could make much deeper changes to someone’s personality.

Vince is desperate to hide from the mobsters after him. So desperate that he’d willingly pretend to be a woman. Well, “willingly” is probably relative when you’ve been listening to subliminal CDs.

Just what will happen to poor Vince? How far can Howard push him? And most importantly of all, how can a man in a dress keep from being the thing he hates the most – A sissy.

Updated in 2020 with re-drawn color illustrations.